[Roo] A Parental Pledge

[woodwardiocom]

So that I don't become one of "those" parents, I promise this will be the last mention of my daughter's poops in LJ.

'Cause, whoa.

Comments

[archangelbeth]

**laugh**

[ceo]

I agree, that's more appropriate for Facebook.

You wing the internets

[drwex]

Nearly made me spew lunch that one did.

That said, I doubt your pledge though not your sincerity. So much of parenting, particularly the first couple years, is about the emissions. You could create an opt-in filter...

*smile*

[taura-g.livejournal.com]

LOL

[thespian.livejournal.com]

dangerous pledge.

[kimberlogic.livejournal.com]

A bold pledge this early ... :)

[muffyjo]

The human body is a fascinating mechanism of plumbing and electricity all working together in close proximity. The outputs, in their "purer" and less familiar forms are both fascinating in their volume to mass index as well as their breast fed to food fed comparisons.

By forswearing further observations, you limit your creativity in coming up with new metaphors with which to swear at the world, among other things. I'd opt for getting past the first year beforehand. But, you know, YMMD.

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

saag or korma?

[bluepapercup]

I, for one, will not judge you unfavorably if you decide to break this pledge. :)

[tk7602.livejournal.com]

I have promised myself that I will not post pooptalk.

I was ambushed by a co-worker a couple of years back, and it taught me that not ALL important life milestones need to be shared.

He sent me an IM "Hey, check this out... http://bbbbbb/"

The link was his photography site. He's a great hobbyist photog so I wanted to see.

It was the commemorative "This is baby's first diaper load" shot.

Seriously.

[fitfool.livejournal.com]

Ha!