Moving, Am I?

[woodwardiocom]

-Moving in six days, am I? My possessions stare back at me, smirk, and say, "You may zink you're moving, Mister Wood-ward, but you are sadly mistaken! Bwa-ha-ha! Packed the books, you may have, but you have forgotten . . . zee Christmas supplies! And zee bust of Shakespeare! And ze extra legs for the plastic shelves! And zee extra Legos, the ones that wouldn't fit in the bins! And ten thousand other oddly-shaped and/or fragile and/or oversized objects that are difficult to pack! Neener neener neener!"

[panic panic panic]

(And, no, I don't know why my possessions speak with a French accent.)

Comments

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's the "your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries" accent?

[donnad.livejournal.com]

Actually I sort of read it with a Yoda voice... But I suppose the verbs are all in the wrong places.

[feoh.livejournal.com]

Because French is the Internationally Accepted Taunting Language.

There are two modes to spoken french - taunting and romantic.

Think outside the box (literally)

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe you should construct moving boxes...out of Legos themselves!
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I'm blowing your mind right now, aren't I?
---Nathaniel