Redeemable For Valuable Prizes

[woodwardiocom]

Background: I had done the dishes and fixed the basement door, and thus claimed some Husband Points. Later . . .

buxom_bey: Hey, what about Wife Points?
Me: Hmm?
Bey: Well, we talk about Husband Points. Do I ever get Wife Points?
Me: Sure, of course you do.
Bey: We never mention them.
Me: Uh, well, according to the current totals, my Husband Points are at one-hundred twenty, and your Wife Points are at two million and five.
Bey: Oh, you're so good at that.
Me: Uh-huh!

Comments

[inthatoneway.livejournal.com]

And viola, you get another 5 husband points!

[42itous.livejournal.com]

oooh, what valuable prizes do you get?

Me: Read this. ... We should have something like that.
K: What, you mean like a wife-watchers' plan?
Me: I hope you don't have one of those.
K: Well, there are a lot of people who like to ogle my wife.
Me: [blush] True, that.

[tikvah.livejournal.com]

Smart man.

[princeofcairo.livejournal.com]

The way it works at my house is that mollpeartree is the Federal Point Reserve, and we just keep a close eye on my M1.

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

Well-played, Sir.

[salutes you]