Regional English Poll
Dec. 4th, 2003 11:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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anotherjen.
-Because I clearly don't have enough projects on my plate, I'm not going to take this seriously:
WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
Shibboleth.
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Annoying children.
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Refrigerator truck.
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
The flesh of my enemies. Mmm, breakfast...
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Bed.
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Gravity.
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Movie theater.
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Life's blood.
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Canadian bacon.
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Two sandwiches.
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Ugly hat.
12. Shoes worn for sports.
Ski boots. Diving flippers. Bowling shoes.
13. Putting a room in order.
Compulsory.
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
A wasp, on fire.
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Dewey Wilkerson.
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
"Time for new shocks."
17. How do you eat your pizza?
Frequently.
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
eBay.
19. What's the evening meal?
These days, "lunch".
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
My office, thank you very much.
anotherjen.-Because I clearly don't have enough projects on my plate, I'm not going to take this seriously:
WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
Shibboleth.
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Annoying children.
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Refrigerator truck.
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
The flesh of my enemies. Mmm, breakfast...
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Bed.
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Gravity.
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Movie theater.
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Life's blood.
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Canadian bacon.
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Two sandwiches.
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Ugly hat.
12. Shoes worn for sports.
Ski boots. Diving flippers. Bowling shoes.
13. Putting a room in order.
Compulsory.
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
A wasp, on fire.
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Dewey Wilkerson.
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
"Time for new shocks."
17. How do you eat your pizza?
Frequently.
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
eBay.
19. What's the evening meal?
These days, "lunch".
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
My office, thank you very much.
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Date: 2003-12-04 08:34 am (UTC)Thinking smaaaht
Date: 2003-12-04 08:38 am (UTC)>>What's green & fuzzy with four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.
>>What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
-----brother Nat
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Date: 2003-12-04 08:43 am (UTC)so wrong, yet so very right
Date: 2003-12-05 08:22 am (UTC)not quite got the hang yet
Date: 2003-12-05 08:24 am (UTC)Re: not quite got the hang yet
Date: 2003-12-05 09:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-10 07:45 am (UTC)