KRRREEEOOONK!!!

-Y'know, part of the problem of writing a book on giant monsters while simultaneously jobhunting is that you start to look for job descriptions that say: "Employee will be responsible for destroying Tokyo and other Pacific Rim cities, kicking the $#!+ out of King Ghidorah, and thwarting invading aliens from the Black Nebula. Candidate must have destructive atomic breath or equivalent."

'Cause I could do that. Growl.