Another Random Bit...
Sep. 19th, 2003 05:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
woodwardiocom(A parody of a scene in the movie Malice.)
"I have an MS from Caltech, I am certified in NT and Unix administration, I have received thank-you notes from Linus himself, and I am not afraid of heights. So I ask you: When someone logs on in the morning, and they pray that their database is intact, or that their email has arrived okay, who do you think that they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your RFCs, Dennis, and you go to your seminars, and, with any luck, you might catch whiff of a clue, but if you're looking for God, he was in Machine Room 1 on November 17th, and he doesn't like to be second-guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something: I am God."
-Jed Hillman, alt.sysadmin.malice
"Ask 'God' how many drinks he had before he hacked sendmail."
-Nicole Richton, in response to the above
"I have an MS from Caltech, I am certified in NT and Unix administration, I have received thank-you notes from Linus himself, and I am not afraid of heights. So I ask you: When someone logs on in the morning, and they pray that their database is intact, or that their email has arrived okay, who do you think that they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your RFCs, Dennis, and you go to your seminars, and, with any luck, you might catch whiff of a clue, but if you're looking for God, he was in Machine Room 1 on November 17th, and he doesn't like to be second-guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something: I am God."
-Jed Hillman, alt.sysadmin.malice
"Ask 'God' how many drinks he had before he hacked sendmail."
-Nicole Richton, in response to the above
