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This is a test, nothing to see. Here is a joke for your entertainment:

Kurt Gödel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" Gödel says, "I'm having trouble deciding."

Date: 2013-07-25 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mabfan.livejournal.com
It worked.

Date: 2013-07-26 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 42itous.livejournal.com
Two hydrogen atoms are walking along, and one says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
And the first says, "I'm positive!"

Date: 2013-07-26 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woodwardiocom.livejournal.com
"Mommy mommy, I don't want to be the quotient of two integers!"

"Shut up and stop being irrational!"

Date: 2013-07-26 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princeofcairo.livejournal.com
Werner Heisenberg and Erwin Schroedinger are driving down the highway when a cop pulls them over for speeding. Cop leans in the window and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am!" Cop gets mad and tells Heisenberg to open the trunk. Cop looks in, comes back around to the window mad as hell: "Did you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?" Schroedinger says, "Well I do now, asshole."
Edited Date: 2013-07-26 03:37 am (UTC)

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