Ah, Mornings

buxom_bey: Sweetie, is my water bottle upstairs?
Me: Yep!
B: Would you bring it down, please?
Me: Nope.
B: What? ...I said please!
Me: But you didn't say please twice. (By this point I'm actually carrying the bottle downstairs.)
B: Please please!
Me: Here you go. So, have you heard of Tile?
B: Hah!
Me: ...Where are my glasses?
B: HAH!!!
Me: ...And y'know the worst part? I felt that my front right pocket was empty, thought my keys were missing, and asked where my glasses were, but my right pocket is for my phone. I said "glasses", meant "keys", but really meant "phone"... which is right on my desk where I usually keep it. And my glasses and keys are in my pockets.
B: [gives me a high-five]