Dream Interpretation Made Easy

I've been having dreams lately in which I get a pet and do a poor job of taking care of it.

Can't imagine what that's a metaphor for.

Obey The Cake

From CrazyThingsParentsText.com:

"I left a cake in the fridge with a note that said, 'Don't eat me.'
"Now there's a plate and a note that says, 'I don't take orders from cake.'"

I can imagine much utility for that line in my future...