Wherefore Double-Breasted Suits
The recent funeral I attended brought home to me that my old black suit didn't fit no mo', so yesterday I walked into Men's Wearhouse, was cordially greeted, and said, "I need a black double-breasted suit."
While they did not technically laugh at me, they definitely laughed. Apparently DBS are so out of style, that the only one they had in the store was a special order that had gone unclaimed. To which I say, harumph. DBS are timeless, sez I.
Ne'ertheless, they were having a very nice buy-one-get-one sale (only faintly tinged with desperation on their part), so I picked up a black two-button and a gray two-button with two pairs of pants. This was the first time I ever bought a suit "with two pairs of pants". I feel so 1959.
While they did not technically laugh at me, they definitely laughed. Apparently DBS are so out of style, that the only one they had in the store was a special order that had gone unclaimed. To which I say, harumph. DBS are timeless, sez I.
Ne'ertheless, they were having a very nice buy-one-get-one sale (only faintly tinged with desperation on their part), so I picked up a black two-button and a gray two-button with two pairs of pants. This was the first time I ever bought a suit "with two pairs of pants". I feel so 1959.